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Mille camomile

"Interesting how you choose to just not work properly when I need it more." I said to my brain on a Saturday morning a month since you really know what it was, which I'm not going to tell you the weather as it does not add anything to my narrative.
"Look who are you to think evil, or rather to keep at rest."
"I admit I do not understand your words. You who think, therefore I act, my brain."
"I give you an example, you will understand better. Now you're talking to me, I'm your brain. Assuming that this makes sense, why are you doing talking out loud? Do you think I have ears?".
"No, but if you wish you can try mine, they work too well. "I said, the risk of digressing to boast of the prowess of my hearing, in fact, almost miraculous.
Well, now that I have included this information is essential so little I can tell. It was March the rarefied clouds were so as not to show their form, the rain is so light as not to wet. My hair felt the same and rippled up to become killers of combs made of wood and plastic, while the blond hair of the Hungarians, in the derogatory they walk without umbrellas or covers of any kind, maintained a perfect fold. Happy? Now I can delight you with an insight: my ears have a higher sensitivity to the media. I feel all phones of my apartment building and two adjacent buildings, can barely be distinguished from those of others my bell, I feel that even my parents' house in Italy, despite being a detached house.

"Sorry honey, I think you need to brush up on anatomy, the brain does not have ears, they just manage the connection between the parties, so you can hear. So it is useless to make me a pantomime on your auditory prowess: if you feel good is my doing. ".
"I feel very proud, but your reasoning is flawless. I'm telling you, just me the stretch."
"I promise to continue to love you even if you stop using metaphors."
"I felt pretty and then I came out spontaneously! Blame the school! You yourself know that the Italian literature is packed with metaphors as ...".
"Please! I know what you mean, "like a quilt made of feathers or a sandwich ... of lamprey lamprey.
"Brilliant, now I have to explain that the lamprey is one of the stomachs of cattle, so exquisitely cooked in Florence unforgettable sandwiches to fill. You know, for foreign readers, those who have never been the tripe, the phenomenal cook sandwiches to the lamprey vans in and around Florence.. "
"You could export it to Hungary, because now you live here."
"Very good, you see that when you want to work?".
"We're losing, my reasoning was that folds just now?".
"Soon said. I accept that you do not have ears, even if you're listening, I understand, however, difficult to understand how can you have your mouth!". At the bottom of my brain I was talking about!
"Overflight about your lack of intelligence, you still have to make breakfast and give the blame for this. In addition to offend me is equivalent to fool yourself. What you hear, are just your thoughts. We are the same creature, only distributed in different parts of the body.. "
laugh, then block me, terrified. "Sorry again, but then I ... where am I?"
"You're still off the road! You are me and the rest. Come to the cabinet, mirror. There you go!"
"I understand and I always look forward to my image, but where I am? You are inside your head, your head above the neck, the bust to follow. Where I am, what are they? "
" Expect that meets at 7 am Saturday to a question that haunts humanity at least since the first philosopher of whom we have tracks, and certainly before? ".
" No . If you do answer a present! "
" What kind of gift? "
" What would you like more? "
" A coffee. Give me coffee and I'll answer. "

This week I did not drink coffee, proving it is not dependent as I thought. Today, I drank six. I still do not know if I'm in my hands, legs at the top of my Up, that projecting and collecting so much success in the mouth or the elbows.
At least, though, I learned that my brain is lazy. Lazy is the one who pretends to do one thing while knowing otherwise, to prevent it. Or to drink his favorite drink.

Easter occurs in a month. To this day I make it back to sleep, otherwise I'm going to feel and function that will secure its effect, better than a thousand camomile. Mille camomile, should dedicate a song. I almost, we called the post.

Plain White Rollerskates

My first article in a magazine fashion

Bloating After Eating

People: What should teach in school if the school would be more useful

We are the days of school, years of snorting powerful as monsoons. I remember them for the abundance of wasted hours as they peel garlic, dropped casually. We should go from old school, when life is a tedious and the company a rarity. But there we were young, in theory, to learn what we need to live as independent people, in practice for learning to read and then provide us with all the information that the everyday life will not give us. So if we want to impress a young intellectual might pretend to remember that the philosopher Thales was also a genius in geometry, ignoring the uncertainty is the assignment of the fantastic theorems about triangles to the greek philosopher. At this point a question arises. Well, almost. We learn many concepts, but almost none of those fundamental to fully appreciate the Simpsons , why? How many times do we have to ignore the laughter lost because the yellow cartoon family makes fun of a character unknown to us American? We should learn certain things at school. O to produce an animated series where they make funny jokes about the bad luck of Leopardi, the nappone nappone of which I save the name, twenty-four thousand kisses on Catullus, FIFA Galileo and, last but not least, on that joker of Boccaccio. (Example )

addition to this serious here is a list of what I think schools should teach , peppered with witticisms:

1 - to lose the accent Italian whose persistence in learning other languages \u200b\u200bwe discourage
2 - explain that English is not a choice but a necessity. And let us really understand why
3 - to love and education, from high school, safe sex
4 - to talk about politics without taking a handful
5 - to open the cans without risk of injury when going off the ring for the opening easy and you do not have a can opener
6 - WRITING A CV in Italian and English
7 - to make plans
8 - to choose universities and work
9 - to read the newspapers in the company
10 - the philosophy teachers should spend a lesson to teach us that the thought is nice to know that is not a burden, nor a shame.
11 - a drive without crushing the bugs plague the rooms with their stench
12 - 13
geography - should use the game, such as quizzes to enliven the teaching of geography. Sooner or later we will stop drunk out of every quiz with penance Beverage ...
14 - 15
domestic economy - an economy in general, or at least economic history. You could incorporate into the history books, I recommend without removing rows paragraphs on holiday in France the popes
16 - to cook
17 - to work in groups (without, however, the group work for the teacher to become an excuse for not work!)
18 - to use the hammer while the use of at least three fingers
19 - to choose movies and books with some criterion better than those adopted by Vanity Fair
20 - to believe that we will succeed only if we work.

added later, indeed, indeed! Better not to waste the opportunity to use the title "Postscript" to a text really "written after"! So
:
Ps:
21 - to deal with the owner of your apartment for rent, Italian and all languages \u200b\u200bof all countries that have apartments for rent.